Back in my day we had to save the world 3 times a day half a mile underground! On foot! Uphill both ways! See back then days you could go into town with a nickel, buy two loves of bread, and still have a dollar left over 'case Roosevelt was in office and we'd all....
TaoofBill, Stardock disagrees and seems to be doing quite well with their decision not to treat their customers like criminals.
is this the punch line or the joke ? celtic heart tattoo
No prob, enjoy!
Find an old couple who are tired of paying their current rent, put a lien on the property ($25,000), and make the old couple sign up for a reverse mortgage. When the bank closes on the house they will pay you the lien amount. Everybody wins. The old people get to live rent free (must still pay taxes), the family gets a purchase option when the couple passes away and the bank makes their money (when they sell the house). Financial Crisis solved. You're welcome.
Mary Jane's Last Dance
I was going to Digg this for being a good list, and then I saw #10. What a failure of a joke. That wasn't funny. That was lame.
two american cents or canadian?
Yeah, well, our society has gotten extremely good at keeping track of time, and the calendar on my wall ends on December 31, 2008. I guess that means the end of the world is coming even sooner than we thought.